7.28.2006

Part of the process of "maintaining my cool"?

You know what I love about Danville Dans baseball? The BEER. It's nice to visit a ballpark where the economics of beer do not prevent me from getting a good buzz going. Now I know that last comment sounds a bit immature -- do I sound like a bleacher bum or what? -- but I do enjoy a drink from time to time, even in my old age.

My fifth Dans baseball game in three weeks was another solid game. The Dans lost, 5-4, to the up-and-coming Dubois Bombers, who now sit just 2 games back of our leaders. It was an action-packed, extra-inning affair completed by my first CICL home run, hit by none other than Dans 1B Garrett Gipe. Mr. Gipe, a junior currently attending USC, had his family in tow all the way from California. Ma and Pa and his three bronzed sisters -- known from this day forward as simply "the Gipe sisters" -- provided Garrett with a boisterous cheering section, and he responded with an eighth-inning, game-tying home run right down the third-base line. 'Twas a beaut.

No foul balls for me on this night, but I did catch a souvenir of another sort: a Crime Stoppers beer cozy. (Uh, maybe not the best way to promote the solving of crimes?) It kept my Goose Island chilly all night long.

After the game, we cruised back into town for a nightcap at Mike & Molly's. It was there that we decided an Irish Car Bomb was a good idea.

3/4 pint Guinness® stout
1/2 shot Bailey's® Irish cream mixed with 1/2 shot Jameson® Irish whiskey
Drop shot glass into pint glass and chug.


Chris and I ponder the wisdom of doing said shot. It's a slippery slope...

The stare down, a common practice in pre-Car Bomb toasts.

And they're off...

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Surveying the damage, immediately after.

It was so tasty, we had another a half-hour later. How do you know when you're officially bombed thanks to the Irish Car Bomb?

Time to go home. Gotta get up for work tomorrow ... three hours late. Many thanks to Amy L -- who turns THIRTY tomorrow -- for snapping these photos and driving our drunk asses around.

Tomorrow morning I'm off to the Pitchfork Festival, where I plan to do a lot of sweating in the 92-degree heat.

7.24.2006

More fun with the Dans

We headed back to Danville on Saturday for our second double-header of the season. The Dans are still atop the CICL, with two weeks left in the season. The tension was mounting, and the Quincy Gems were in town! Our previous game was a Wednesday night, and the stadium was maybe a third full. But apparently there's nothing else to do in Danville on a Saturday night than take in 14 innings of baseball, cause the place was nearly packed. We had to improvise a parking space, which we did a ways away from the field. (Our previous trip taught us that foul balls break windshields. Not ours, but others.)


Oh Captain, My Captain. Sir Crunch was the big draw. He even threw out the first pitch. I'm amazed that he could see well enough to come within five feet of home plate. Did I mention that I used to have a Captain Crunch doll when I was a kid?


I enjoyed a pretzel with mustard and two "sliders" -- dogs with onions, yellow mustard, and nacho cheese. Mmmmm. I was the Designated Driver, so no Goose Island for me. Here, Chris ponders the delight that is brain freeze, mid sno-cone.


The games were a bit of a bore this time around. In Game 1, the Dans lost 4-0. They had the bases juiced twice, but couldn't come up with any clutch hits. (I don't recall seeing a single extra base hit the entire night.) Sadly, there would be no polka music piped through Danville Stadium until Game 2, when the Dans finally scored in the bottom of the second. There was nearly a brawl in Game 2, as the Quincy pitcher had a bit of Ricky Vaughn in him. He plunked three batters in just four innings. We left after the fourth inning, missing the Dans offensive explosion which led to their 8-1 win.

Interesting note that I think I forgot to mention last time: The Dans put their players to work. Here they're hosing down the field between games.


The highlight of the night for me: my third foul ball of the baseball season! A vicious foul line drive flew over our heads, bouncing off the backdrop of the stadium and bouncing back down the seats and coming to rest a couple rows below me. I grabbed it and once again turned it over to a kid. I gotta say, they don't mind using scuffed balls in Danville. Must be a cost-conscious move so they can keep their tickets so cheap.

7.14.2006

Previewing the 'Fork Fest, pt. 2

See part one of the preview here. My friends are giving the nod to Day 2 of the Pitchfork Music Festival, and I can't say I disagree.

Opener: Tapes 'n Tapes
Compared to Day One's opener, the Hot Machines, Tapes 'n Tapes carry a lotta expectation and hype. I'm not that into the Minneapolis natives, but maybe they'll sell me with their live show.
Tapes 'n Tapes - "Insistor"
Tapes 'n Tapes - "Just Drums"

Danielson
These guys probably sounded like an A&R guys wet dream on paper: Modest Mouse crossed with Sufjan Stevens. But on record, I'm not that into them. They are a Secretly Canadian band, however, and I trust those dudes taste. So maybe something will click for me after seeing them in concert.
Danielson - "Did I Step on Your Trumpet"
Danielson - "Time That Bald Sexton"

Jens Lekman

One of my favorite songwriters of the past couple years. I'm quite excited to see Jens again. The Swedish sensation was spectacular in a club setting; hopefully he'll be able to carry that charm over for a crowd of 15,000. Back to back Secretly Canadian acts -- woo-hoo! "Yeah, I got busted. I painted a dirty word on your old man's Mercedes Benz cause you told me to do it."
Jens Lekman - "You Are the Light"
Jens Lekman - "A Sweet Summer's Night on Hammer Hill"

The National
Another hyped band, this time from NYC. These guys will fill the quotient for the 30+ alternative rock crowd, while I seek out refreshments and shade.
The National - "Mr. November"
The National - "Daughters of the Soho Riots"

Liars
Awkward transition from The National to these guys. Liars' intense live show charted at No. 18 on my Top 25 concerts of all time. I loved them in their original incarnation (listen to the first song). But they've since upped the dementia (listen to the second song), and I'm not sure I quite follow. That said, I'm stoked to see them again.
Liars - "We Live NE of Compton"
Liars - "Hold You, Drum"

Aesop Rock with Mr. Lif

Aesop Rock is one of the few hip-hop artists that I've gotten into over the past five years. The 'Fork couldn't have selected a better rapper for my tastes. Plus, he's sporting a Cardinals cap in that photo. That about says it.
Aesop Rock - "1,000 Deaths"
Mr. Lif featuring Aesop Rock - "Success"

Mission of Burma
Time for another odd transition, but I guess you'll have those at these sorts of festivals. As far as geezer-rock reformations go, Boston's Mission of Burma are one of the few bands that can still bring it. The first tune is one of their golden oldies; the second is from their 2006 release, The Obliterati.
Mission of Burma - "Academy Fight Song"
Mission of Burma - "2wice"

Devendra Banhart
Banhart sealed the deal for me. I had tickets to see him in 2004, but didn't go due to laziness. Whether you find his hippie schtick to be revolting or not, I have a feeling he's going to put on a very engaging show that should appeal to a large swath of the crowd.
Devendra Banhart - "I Feel Just Like a Child"
Devendra Banhart - "At the Hop"

Yo La Tengo

Am I the only one who finds it a bit odd that Yo La got added to this festival? I mean, they're surely going to draw well, but they're hardly a buzz-worthy band anymore. I guess we'll file them under "crowd pleaser", which they will be (for me) if they play a good deal of older, more rockin' stuff. (Did you know their forthcoming record is called I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass? Here's hoping their new stuff will feature lots of Ira Kaplan freakouts on guitar.) Now, here's two of my faves from their peak years in the mid-'90s.
Yo La Tengo - "Big Day Coming"
Yo La Tengo - "Decora"

Spoon
Can't go wrong with Spoon, although I'm shocked that they weren't chosen as a headliner for Day 2 and the festival. I'm pumped to see Os Mutantes, but I'm guessing I'm in the minority.
Spoon - "Car Radio"
Spoon - "I Summon You" (demo)

Headliner: Os Mutantes
I've tried to raise the excitement level amongst my friends for Os Mutantes (The Mutants), but how do you get a bunch of peeps pumped up to see a long-disbanded, off-kilter, garage-pop band from Brazil? It's impossible to compare Os Mutantes to anyone else, because their sound is so utterly their own. So when someone says, "What do they sound like?", I'm left grasping at straws. These guys/gal haven't played together in over 30 years, but their preliminary shows this summer have received positive press. I think for festival's huge crowd, they're either gonna be an unexpectedly awesome wrap up to a weekend of great music, or they're gonna flop. I don't see much room for grey area. They sing -- mostly -- in Portuguese, and their tunes run the gamut from outsider folk with a Latin tint to Beatles-influenced LSD pop. I swear that Yo La Tengo actually covered the second tune here on one of their mid-'90s releases (probably an EP), but I can't find proof. Check out the YouTube clip as well, which is a teaser for an Os Mutantes documentary and will provide some additional perspective on the band.
Os Mutantes - "Bat Macumba"
Os Mutantes - "Baby"
Os Mutantes Documentary Movie


If you're still on the fence about attending the 'Fork Fest, two-day passes are no longer available. You'll have to purchase two, one-day passes, which still only sets you back $40.

7.11.2006

10 good reasons to visit Danville

...and all of them have to do with the Danville Dans! Who are the Dans, you ask? Why, they're a summer-league baseball team comprised of collegians from around the country. They play with wooden bats, they're first in the league, and here's why you should go see them in action.

1) Danville Stadium is a total throwback -- a one-deck, wooden stadium with an outfield fence that appears to be falling backward at certain points. It was built in the '40s to house a minor-league team for the Brooklyn Dodgers. The list of big league players who have made stops in Danville -- either as part of the minor leagues or later as part of independent summer leagues -- is long and impressive: Pedro Guerrero, Gorman Thomas, Carl Erskine, Cecil Cooper, Dave Stewart, Devon White, and Jonathan Papelbon, to name just a few.

2) You're so close to the action you can hear the umpire call strikes and the catcher's mit pop clear as day.

3) Rally caps are encouraged, and good-natured taunting is, too. (Thanks for the pic, Pretty Typewriters.) Note: my rally hat failed, but I chalk that up to the fact that it was a STL Cardinals cap, and not a Danville Dans cap.


4) Rooting for college kids with dreams of making the big leagues is far more beneficial to the player than rooting for larger-than-life pros with fat wallets will ever be. These kids are not spoiled, unless you count the occasional fan that sneaks them a hot dog during the game.

5) The beer is relatively cheap -- $2.50 for a plastic cup of Goose Island!

6) The foot is edible. I repeat, the foot is edible. Chicago-style dogs, warm & salty popcorn, pretzels, and sno-cones!

7) Foul pop ups land on the wooden roof with a WHACK.

8) Where else can you see a double-header that features 8 errors in the first game, and then a five-inning no-hitter in the second? Plus, the Dans were pitching the no-hitter, yet losing 1-0.

9) Every time the Dans score a run, they pipe in this polka music that sounds as if it's being played on a Casio. And inbetween innings they play good old time rock 'n' roll.

10) You can purchase broken bats (game used!) for $5!

They only play ball through early August, so hurry up!

Syd's Dead


Sadly, in the near future we may all know where Syd Barrett lives, as he is soon to reside in a cemetary. The Pink Floyd founder died in his sleep over the weekend. While it's no great loss to the current music scene -- it's been over 35 years since the ever-reclusive Syd released a record -- his passing will no doubt affect a good number of psychedelic fans who rightfully champion his influence on the genre. Hopefully, his passing will open a new window for biographers hoping to shed light on Syd's mysterious, private life and continued withdrawal from the psych-rock scene he helped to birth.

Pink Floyd - "Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk"
Syd Barrett - "No Man's Land"

7.08.2006

Previewing the 'Fork Fest, pt. 1

I'm confident about two things concerning his year's Pitchfork Music Festival: 1) it will be overcast with a high of 81; and 2) the lineup is going to kick some serious ass. Here's a quick audio preview for my friends who are going, and (like me) may not be too familiar with all of the bands.

Day One

Opener: Hot Machines
This is the only song I've heard from these Chicagoans. However, they're on In the Red Records, and their offshoot, Miss Alex White, I really dig. I think they'll be a great opener.
Hot Machines - "Tear it Apart"

Chin Up Chin Up
Meh, my indie pop days are over. (Okay, they're not. But I don't really dig these Chicago boys.)
Chin Up Chin Up - "Virginia Don't Drown"

Man Man
They've got a definite thing for Tom Waits and Beefheart. Not sure how this will go over in person.
Man Man - "Van Helsing Boom Box"
Man Man - "I, Manface"

Band of Horses
Sounds like: My Morning Jacket coupled with Christie Front Drive. I like. Could imagine them playing in the middle of a downpour. Actually, I think I'd enjoy that.
Band of Horses - "The Funeral"
Band of Horses - "The First Song"

The Mountain Goats
Two of my old faves from John Darnielle: "And the Chicago Cubs will beat every team in the league. And the Tampa Bay Bucs will make it all the way to January!"
The Mountain Goats - "Cubs in Five"
The Mountain Goats - "The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton"

Destroyer
Woo-hoo! Dan Bejar from Vancouver! Woo-hoo!
Destroyer - "European Oils"
Destroyer - "Priest's Knees"

Art Brut
I could care less about Art Brut. I know, I know -- their live show is supposed to be spectacular. Well, it'll have to be to make up for the fact that I find their songs so boring. (Although they do get bonus points for David Gedge worship.)
Art Brut - "Emily Kane"
Art Brut - "Formed a Band"

Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
Ted Leo, the new Paul Weller.
Ted Leo - "Me and Mia"
Ted Leo - "Tell Balgeary, Balgury Is Dead"

The Futureheads
I don't know much about these guys. Did I miss the boat? I didn't know they were so influenced by late-'70s Brit punk. By this point in the day the audience's calves are gonna be sore from so much pogo-ing.
The Futureheads - "Help Us Out"
The Futureheads - "He Knows"

The Walkmen
God I love these guys. Hamilton Leithauser will be the best frontman in attendance. More organ!
The Walkmen - "Lost in Boston"
The Walkmen - "The Rat"

Headliner: Silver Jews
Odd choice for a headliner, but considering there will be about 15,000 people at the festival who have never seen David Berman before, I suppose it's a good choice. Let's hope he sticks to the rock, and cross our fingers that Stephen Malkmus makes an appearance.
Silver Jews - "Punks in the Beerlight"
Silver Jews - "Friday Night Fever"

Day 2 coming soon.

7.05.2006

Vacationing near the 'Burgh

Just got back from a five day getaway in southwestern Pee-ay with M. I won't bore you with all the details, but here's a quick recap of the highlights.

1) I've now seen three Frank Lloyd Wright homes in three weeks. I visited his "masterpiece", Falling Water, and one of his Usonian homes, Kentuck Knob, just a few miles away. Falling Water was spectacular, in so many ways. The below photo (top) showcases how it works with nature, but there's just as much of interest inside the home. Kentuck Knob (below, bottom), by comparison, was a snooze, although it did feature a circular kitchen with a nearly two-story tall ceiling. (If you've ever been to a FLW home, you know how strange that is.)



2) Later that day, we visited Ohiopyle State Park and took in some river rapids and Cucumber Falls. (Lots of falls for one day.) It was nice to actually visit the mountains after spending a lot of time in southwestern Pennsylvania ignoring them on previous trips.

3) Spent a day-plus in Pittsburgh, and took in my second Pirates game at PNC Park, which still gets my vote for best park in the majors (that I've visited, at least). Our seats were great, about even with the first base bag and around thirty rows in. I haven't had seats that good at a major league game for years. I told M before the game I felt good about my chances of catching a foul ball. Well, I underestimated myself. I had a play on two foul balls. The first came off the bat of Curtis Granderson. (He's on both of my fantasy baseball teams, so maybe he was rewarding me for being faithful.) Curtis hit a pop up that landed two rows directly behind me. It bounced off a guy's hand and I snagged it on the fly with my left hand. After taking a bow, I gave the ball back to the guy's kid, who was probably four at the oldest. Less than a minute later, the ball went whizzing by my head, landing about eight rows in front of me. Apparently, the kid wasn't too happy that his dad didn't catch it. Or something. I retrieved it and gave it back to the kid, and he managed to hold onto it the rest of the game.

A couple innings later, another of my fantasy players, Chris Shelton, hit a pop up directly above me, which landed in the second deck. I waited a beat, and sure enough, it dropped down from the deck. I reached across the aisle and got my right hand on the ball, but it hit my hand and dropped right into the lap of some dude who wasn't paying attention. He kept the ball. Oh well, 1-for-2 ain't too shabby. I wish I would have remembered to have M take a picture of me and the ball, but neither of us thought of the idea until it was too late. I did get a picture of this guy, however. Gotta love someone daring enough to wear a Craig Paquette jersey (autographed, no less!) to the ballpark.


There was no shortage of Tigers fans at the park, and Pirates fans were particularly interested in Detroit's first-base coach, one Andy Van Slyke. M's sister brought her vintage Van Slyke pennant to the park, along with the ball Andy tossed her when she was a kid. But Andy wasn't paying any attention to the crowd.

It's hard to root against these Tigers. Like the Pirates, they've been in the dumps much of the last decade. Unlike the Bucs, however, they've turned things around this year and currently find themselves with the best record in baseball. They've also got a couple ex-Cardinals (Van Slyke and current Tiger, Placido Polanco), a great group of young players, and one vicious bullpen (Todd Jones and his handlebar mustache aside). I was hoping for the game to be close enough in the 8th inning for Detroit to bring in ace set-up man Joel Zumaya. The Pirates did their part, rallying late in the game to force Jim Leyland's hand. Zumaya entered the game, pitched pretty well, but topped out at 99 mph on the gun. (He hit 101 on a pitch just two night's earlier.) Sadly, I'll have to wait a bit longer to see 100 in person. (Oddly enough, the last young gun to almost hit 100 for me, Matt Anderson, was a Tiger as well.)

4) After the game, I tried Ethiopian food for the first time. I gotta say, it wasn't bad. Although their bread, called injera, shares a similar texture to a sponge.


Coming up later this week: thoughts on Ben Wallace, a preview of the Pitchfork Fest, and some photos from our trip to see Central Illinois' Danville Dans.

6.29.2006

Finally, an evening of "sports" worth watching

The Cardinals ended their 8-game losing streak -- the team's longest since 1988 -- in rather Cardinal-like fashion: by the skin of their teeth. After the bullpen again coughed up the lead -- this time for Carpenter, who redeemed himself after a horrible previous start -- the Indians basically handed us the game in the bottom of the ninth. The following sequence of events gave us the "W": A two-base error on an infield pop-up that was dropped by the backup catcher, followed by a sacrifice bunt, a game-tying double, a ground out to advance the runner to third, and then an error on what should have been a game-ending groundout to short.

The latter error was unbelievable. Shortstop Jhonny Peralta's throw to first base one-hopped the first baseman, in this case everyday catcher Victor Martinez, who hasn't played but a few innings at first in his Major League career. An adequate first baseman digs that ball out, and the game is over. But Peralta's throw scooted past the bag into foul territory, and just like that the Cards were winners once again. As the team burst onto the field to congratulate itself on winning a game it didn't really deserve to win, Cardinals fans showered the field ... with seat cushions. It was a giveaway night, and as the rally mounted fans began slapping their complementary seat cushions together as if they were those annoying thunder stick thingamagigs. When Aaron Miles crossed home with the winning run, cushions were thrown up into the air in graduation cap style, with many landing on the field. It was that kind of a relief to finally win a game.


Every flaw the Cardinals have -- and there are plenty -- was exquisitely showcased in this 8-game trouncing at the hands of the American League, clearly the better league. Weak pen. Check. Inability to strike batters out. Check. Tendency to give up the gopher ball. Check. Lack of ability to hit the gopher ball. Check. No timely hitting. Check. A threadbare rotation. Check.

The sad fact is, there isn't likely to be much help on the horizon. We don't have the assets to fix both the rotation, pen, and lineup. And what assets we have -- namely young studs Anthony Reyes and Adam Wainwright -- to fix one of those areas is not going to be traded. So, we're kinda floating aimlessly up shit creek, left to stare at our warts for the rest of the season. Once the postseason begins, it's anyone's guess. The NL is evenly matched across the top of each division, with the Mets possibly having a slight edge over the competition. Maybe the Cards make it to the World Series. But even if they do, I expect them to get their asses handed to them by whichever superior AL team survives what will surely be a thrilling two rounds of AL playoffs. It should be a repeat of the '04 Series, in which the Sox handed the Cards their hats with a steaming pile of poo inside. Fuck. I thought I was going to be optimistic this season, too. But that was before this 8-game skid. Maybe I just need to find a seat cushion to toss into the air?

In addition to the thrilling ending of the Cards game last night, the NBA draft went down. I'm a sucker for the draft, even though I don't really much care for the NBA as a whole. (I love playing fantasy basketball, but I'm not the sort who watches a lot of NBA games.) I do love NCAA ball, though, and that's probably why I'm always so interested in the draft. I want to see where the kids I watched all season long end up going in the draft.

To that end, the NBA draft is often a frustrating experience, seeing as how so much weight is placed upon "potential". Take a kid like LSU's Ty Thomas, who went fourth in the draft (to the Bulls via the Trailblazers). He was a redshirt freshman this season, and didn't even begin the year in LSU's starting 5. However, he was a big reason why LSU made it to the Final Four, and since he has freakish athleticism, he gets tagged as a "project" who will someday be the sort of player who can disrupt on defense and give you some high-flying dunks on offense. Taken right after him -- and widely criticized for being taken so high -- was Duke's senior power forward Shelden Williams. The Landlord is the only Duke player in the Coach K reign to average a double-double for his career. He's played against the NCAA's stiffest competition for four seasons. Yet, according to experts, he's a little undersized to play the 4 in the pros and isn't blessed with amazing hops. Translation: he's seen as a typical workman who will adequately fill a role, but doesn't have much potential to become an elite player -- despite being one for four years in college.

Now, I understand -- and to some degree agree -- with that assessment. However, that doesn't change the fact that I think the NBA places way too much stock in "potential". As has begun to happen with baseball, at some point shouldn't a scout pay as much attention to past success and statistical evidence as "tools" like vertical jump, standing reach, etc.? Shouldn't the fact that Williams found a way to be a consistent elite player in college basketball's toughest league be worth more than Thomas' brief, albeit bright, success in the NCAA Tourney? I'm all for potential and recognizing players who can still develop, but I'd choose to find that potential in player's who have proven their worth time and time again, instead of in players who simply carried their teams for two-week stretches. Thomas may turn out to be a success due to his athletic gifts and desire, but to me that doesn't mean that he has more potential than, say, Williams. If Williams continues to play at the same level in the pros, he's likely a 17 points, 10 rebounds, 2 blocks a night kinda guy. And while that's not All Star material, it's consistent production that most teams would surely bend over backward to get. Teams spend so much time searching for a star that they often miss the sure-things, and end up with a dud.

I'm even more baffled by the overseas players who are selected. Sure, these kids play in an NCAA-like environment in their European leagues. But they are being drafted after accumulating little-to-no playing experience. The Blazers took a 7-foot British kid who has only been playing competitive ball for one year. One. I know you can't teach height, but it doesn't seem reasonable to me that the Blazers would choose to bank on this kid's development rather than take an experienced, polished player like, oh, Michigan State's Paul Davis, who went four picks later in the second round. One would think that's especially true when considering that the kid will be kept in Europe for at least a couple years of "seasoning", playing for a coach who will not necessarily be teaching this kid how to improve -- or giving him the game minutes to do so.

NCAA success does not translate to high draft picks. Just look at the second round of the draft, which is littered with college kids who starred for their respective programs: Davis, Dee Brown, Craig Smith, Daniel Gibson, Leon Powe, Guillermo Diaz, Will Blalock, and on and on. These kids are all flawed, for certain. Dee Brown is too short; his shot is inconsistent. But I guarantee he's a ten-times better baller than Joel Freeland, the 7-foot limey. Just look at what he acheived in college ball, winning well over 100 games for two different coaches and playing for a championship-caliber team. Now I've said on multiple occasions that I think Dee Brown will have a hard time sticking in the NBA, but I would still draft him before I'd take a British kid who's spent more time bagging groceries over the past few years than ballin'.

By the way, the Jazz were very smart to draft Dee Brown. He'll make their roster -- he's just got that sort of fortitude and determination. But even if he doesn't pan out this year and is released after the season, he'll still have aided the Jazz in the long run by providing their top point guard, former Brown teammate Deron Williams, with a best bud to hang out with. He'll help Williams continue his transition to the NBA on a personal level, and will probably challenge Williams on the practice court -- just as he did throughout their college tenure together.

As for my Bulls, the verdict is out on Ty Thomas. To me, he looks like the second-coming of Tyson Chandler, minus a few inches. He's got a bit more offensive upside, which is good, but I'm not convinced he'll end up being any more valuable. Their other first-round pick went to a 22 year-old from Switzerland. (No, I'm not making that up.) Thabo Sefolosha, who was born in South Africa, is a lanky, tall 2 guard. Much like Thomas, he's made his reputation on the defensive end of the court. Not a bad gamble, but again, we could have had Rodney Carney (a better athlete and scorer), Ronnie Brewer (again, a better athlete), or Shannon Brown (ditto Carney). Time will tell, as always.

6.28.2006

Mix #1: Drugs to Take Summer to


Here's my first attempt at a mix for mass consumption. This goes best with warm weather, late nights, and as the title suggests, an altered state of mind. Enjoy. (But be warned, it's a large file. It'll take about three minutes to download using a cable modem. But it's worth it!)

Drugs to Take Summer to

Track list:
00:00 Funkadelic - "Maggot Brain"
05:10 Brightblack Morning Light - "Everybody Daylight"
10:58 My Morning Jacket - "Sooner"
14:30 The Action - "Brain"
17:23 Dungen - "Sjutton"
20:07 The Congos - "Can't Come In"
25:51 Charles Mingus - "Moanin'"
33:46 TV on the Radio - "Staring at the Sun"
38:34 Brian Eno - "Golden Hours"

I'll be on vacation for several days. See you next week sometime.

6.25.2006

Madison, I think I love you

So last weekend M and I went roadtrippin' with four of our friends -- Amys 1 and 2, DF, and Chris -- to Madison, Wisconsin. As promised, here's a long, photo-heavy post about the coolest "small city" in the Midwest. (Thanks to Amy2 for lending some of her photos.)

After settling into our Red Roof on the outskirts of town on Friday afternoon and dusting off a couple adult beverages, we took up a recommendation to drink beer on Lake Mendota, one of two large lakes that surround Madison. Drinking on a large body of water was nothing new for me. But this opportunity was unique, and not just because I live in landlocked Champaign-Urbana. You see, we were going to drink beer at the University of Wisconsin students' union, which overlooks the lake.


The union features a huge outdoor seating area which serves a variety of good beer -- some local/regional. Turns out, they've been doing so since 1933, making this union the first of its kind. The atmosphere was refreshing, and not just because of the abundance of water and warmth. The union was a destination for old folks and young folks alike, a place for the community at large to gather; try saying that about any particular portion of the UI campus. M and I enjoyed our New Glarus Spotted Cow.


It was at the union that we unearthed "kilt man", who was preparing to send some people out on the lake in canoes. In his free time, he drew attention to himself, as pictured to the right. DF spotted him the following day as well, still sporting the kilt. Every campus has their own version of kilt man.

After the union, we headed back to State St., which if you've never been to Madison is essentially the main campus thoroughfare where one finds retail, bars, restaurants, etc. State St. was under construction, so it was a bit of a bitch to traverse through it at certain intersections. But nonetheless, the amount of retail and nightlife was impressive, especially compared to our campus. We had chosen an Afghan restaurant for dinner based on another recommendation, and it didn't disappoint. We ordered a variety of appetizers, and my chicken and lamb kebab was delicious. (The Turkish pilsner was even good.) We skipped to a rooftop bar after dinner before heading back to the hotel at a reasonable hour, as we had an early start planned for Saturday. On the way home, we missed our turn off, drove out of town a couple miles, and by pure chance ended up at Hoepker Road. My namesake. There's a few Hoepkers living in Madison, some of which took up residence on Hoepker Rd. As we were a little bit lost at this point in the evening, we decided to take Hoepker Rd. as far as it would go. Luckily, it led us back to our hotel, in a roundabout fashion. Thanks Hoepkers of Madison for looking out for us!

On Saturday morning, we left for Madison's "legendary" Farmer's Market, which borders the capital building. Despite some frustrating foot traffic concerns at the market (everyone moves in the same direction, and the aisle is narrow), it turned out to be a fun way to kick off the day. The amount of pastries for sale was astounding -- from donuts as big as my head to tasty scones -- and, of course, there was plenty of cheese. M, DF, and Amy1 even stumbled upon the rare, coveted Black Krim tomato plant, which was snatched up for their garden.

After our hour-long trek around the capital was complete, we piled back into the rental mini van and headed West, for the centerpiece of our trip to Wisconsin: Taliesin and the House on the Rock. Taliesin -- the longtime home and office of architect Frank Lloyd Wright -- sits on a pastoral hill overlooking a small lake, just a few miles outside Spring Green, Wisconsin (see picture at left). The large home is fairly typical of Wright's organic designs, and I don't want to bore you with all the details. I'd rather bitch about the tour, which we dropped 50 bones on. (No shit.) Once you get beyond a $16 tour -- which doesn't show you Taliesin itself -- every tour offered is about $50 and up. For $50, one would expect to see a lot of the home itself. But all the information in the tour pamphlets was rather vague, it turns out, because you can only view about six rooms in the home. A good deal of the home is not viewable, because it's occupied, by whom we never really found out.

Anyway, I was fine dropping that kind of money on the tour -- before the tour. Afterward, I had mixed feelings. Our tour began with a somewhat thorough look at one of the other buildings on the Taliesin property, the school house, office, students quarters, and theater -- all housed in a huge L-shaped building.


As with most any Wright building, the building looks drastically different depending on the perspective you're viewing it from. A look from the West or the South would provide an utterly unique perspective. The offices were added on to house the architecture students who studied under Wright beginning during the Great Depression. The students lived on the grounds, often doing far more than simply studying, including farming, construction, and other manual labor. In the winter, when temperatures dropped, the students and the Wright family moved to Taliesin West, in Scottsdale, Arizona.

This secondary building, like much of the Taliesin estate, is in less than ideal condition. To put it simply, it was easy to see that my $50 was going toward upkeep of the very building I was touring. But that said, it was not without its charms, like this tree, that grew into the house with age. (Instead of chopping down the tree, the nature-minded Wright simply trimmed the roof to accommodate it.)


Taliesin itself was a bit more awe-inspiring, as evidenced by the massive stone staircase that eventually led to the home's entryway. It's hard to tell by the following photograph, but the stairs, which seem to naturally sprout up from the earth, lead up to landing, turn at a 90-degree angle to the left up to another landing, turn another 90-degrees to the right and lead to a final landing. On that landing, you can go straight into a garden, turn to the left to go to another portion of the house that houses (amongst other things) a small kitchen, or turn right to enter the main portion of the house. The point: the staircase is spectacular, but the home's actual entrance is hidden, an architectural detail that is in stark contrast to most home construction (but one that Wright adhered to in many of his homes).


Once inside the home, where we couldn't take photographs (a sad fact considering the tour's $50 price tag; on expensive tours of other Wright homes, you can sometimes do so), we were asked to place little booties over our shoes, which made the home's stone floors sorta slippery. The main (I suppose "living") room in Wright's Taliesin is widely considered one of the most compelling interior designs in architectural history, and this older photograph just doesn't do it justice. To the photographer's back in that photo are wall-to-wall windows that showcase the view outside. It's that view that in part demonstrates the genius in Wright's design. Anyway, the room was as impressive as advertised. Something you just have to experience in person, I suppose.

In addition to the living room, there were a few other aspects of the home's interior worth mentioning. First, this portion of the home features but one interior staircase. Again, unlike other architects of his time (or any time, for that matter), Wright chose to not make the staircase a focal point. In Taliesin, it was a narrow, plain, stone staircase hidden behind a drapery. Second, there was a lovely "bird walk", essentially a 30-foot long terrace extending straight off the side of the home. It was designed for Wright's wife to be able to walk among the tree tops, amongst the birds and nature. Finally, the master bedroom, a small room (Wright thought bedrooms were for sleeping, and nothing else), included a raised platform (a sort of miniature balcony) above the bed. The platform was only accessible through a tiny door in the wall above it, no bigger than the doors on a cupboard. The door led to an upstairs hallway, and Wright's children would enter through the tiny door to gain access to the platform, where they could visit with their parents and put on puppet shows. Truly, an odd, compelling piece of design.

It was disappointing to not be able to view more rooms in the home, which snakes through the hillside like a creek. The grounds outside were gorgeous, though, featuring gardens, small wading pools, fountains, and the like. Here's a few photos.





From Taliesin, we headed down the road a few miles to the House on the Rock, which featured fifty times the guests. That says more about the visitors than it does the attraction, unfortunately. The House on the Rock was designed by a man who was rejected by Frank Lloyd Wright's architecture school, and later built by his son. The house is built on a rocky bluff overlooking a valley. But the house itself, which was never actually lived in, is only a small part of the attraction. It's essentially a grouping of rooms -- most unlivable by normal standards -- that wind around in an almost maze-like fashion. In each room, two things can surely be found: 1) deep red carpet, which is everywhere, from the floors to the walls to the ceilings; and 2) lots of "sofa benches," cushions lining wooden benches.

Then there's the "Infinity Room", which juts out of the house as if Mother Nature had rammed a giant glass hallway into the side of the bluff. It continues on for over 218 feet, unsupported by anything. Once inside, it gives you the appearance of a room that continues on indefinitely, although you can only walk out a certain distance, admittedly farther than most feel comfortable going. At the stopping point, there's a window in the floor which lets you know just how high up you are. Here's a good shot of the Infinity Room from the inside.


The house itself -- which from the outside appears to have an Asian influence, completely lacking on the inside -- is hardly more than a starting point for the "museum" aspect of the House on the Rock. Each room in the home contains a hint of the collection of oddities that lie beyond the house in large buildings that are navigated to via outdoor ramps, some thirty or more feet in the air.

I hadn't visited House on the Rock since I was a kid. I was curious to see whether or not the bizarre images I had stored in my memory were accurate, or merely warped by time. They were, to a T, dead on. We opted to tour two-thirds of the huge House, at a cost of $22. It was money well spent. I can't fully explain the collections that exist here, or why Alex Jordan, the man who built the House, ever began collecting such things. Suffice it to say, they are without a doubt the strangest collections of antiques and artifacts I'll ever stumble upon, especially when taken as a whole. Things you will see include, but are not limited to: a 200-foot sea creature; what has to be one of the world's largest collections of doll houses; animated, automated music machines and gigantic pipe organs, including the world's only mechanically-operated symphony orchestra; a 35-ton, 35-feet tall carousel that you can not ride, which features mythical creatures and exotic animals, but no horses (instead, carousel horses line the walls of the room in a fashion that eerily resembles taxidermy); a collection of miniature, built-to-scale circus models; ancient weapons galore; crown jewel replicas; and model airplanes. As weird as the items are in and of themselves, it's the presentation that's truly bizarre. It's a collage affect that seems completely nonsensical, which only adds to the jarring affect. It's overwhelming, to say the least. Here's a couple photos that truly do not do the place an ounce of justice. (Although the second photo, a close up of one of the carousels, hits the nail on the head.)



Okay, so what does one do after viewing the House on the Rock? Per DF's suggestion, we headed through the Wisconsin countryside to find the Forevertron. Dr. Evermor, a welder/sculptor with a connection to the House on the Rock, has amassed a collection of sculptures which amounts to one of the country's oddest roadside attractions. For free, you can tour his own personal museum, nestled right next to a scrap heap. What, oh what, is the Forevertron? Feast your eyes on this, the world's largest (there was a lot of "world's largest" during our day) metal sculpture.


Chris was brave enough to speak to Dr. Evermore, who was hanging out in a lawn chair by his lonesome. Turns out, he believes the Forevertron will one day transport him to outer space. (Keep in mind, he's not making any money off this museum, so why just make shit up?) He began building the sculpture in 1983, following his early retirement from the large-scale wrecking and salvage business. To compliment the massive sculpture, there were plenty of smaller metal sculptures, including many ostrich-like birds, of which there were probably 30-40, some standing as tall as eight feet. They were a little intimidating, to be honest.


Music plays a big part of Dr. Evermor's world as well. Each of the birds incorporated a musical instrument, be it french horn, clarinet, trumpet, or tuba. Then there was the massive, three-story tall violin.


Sadly, we had but 15 minutes to spend at The Land of Evermor, as it was closing time at 5 p.m. So we drove back to Madison. That evening, we enjoyed dinner at the Great Dane Brew Pub, then wandered the streets in search of a bar. We ended up at Genna's, which for you C-U folks was a lot like Mike & Molly's, only with a bit more effort expended to spruce up the place. After a few beers of the regional variety, we called it a night.

On Sunday, we had a delicious brunch at Sunroom, and on our way out of town stopped by Ella's Deli and Ice Cream Parlor. As it turned out, Ella's was the perfect conclusion to a trip full of sights out of the ordinary. We each enjoyed some hand-dipped ice cream (I had a turtle sundae, but DF and Amy1 braved the grilled homemade pound cake sundae), while the restaurant's House-on-the-Rock-ish collection of animated displays whizzed, twirled, and teetered above. (A soaring Mighty Mouse trekked above our heads.) Post dessert, we jumped at the chance to go for a ride on a carousel, finally.


The trip home was so mundane by comparison, even with a tornado warning in effect for part of the drive. All in all, Madison was plenty of things that Champaign-Urbana will probably never be. It had the feel of a big city in certain ways, but the humbleness of a small one. The breadth of retail and restaurants should be a model C-U aspires toward. (At least three independent record stores is a hell of a start!) Also of note was how effectively Madison seemed to bridge the gap between campus and community. Part of that is simple geography, as the campus is walking-distance close to the capitol (and what I presume they would call "downtown"). But that doesn't entirely account for a sense of oneness that is sorely lacking from Champaign, Urbana, and the UI campus.

Of course, the landscape, with hills and water, was pleasing on the eyes, too. And we'll never be able to overcome such a deficiency here. Also, the extra population -- Madison is roughly twice the size of C-U -- and employment opportunities doesn't hurt Madison's cause, either. But still, we shouldn't focus on the excuses for why we're not in the same league; the town was a model that I feel we could achieve with some dedication. It takes getting the campus and the community on the same page, for starters. And we're a long way from that happening.

In the meantime, it's nice to know that a town so lovely is just a four-hour drive away.