The Freestylin' Bob Dylan

File this under: Uh, weird. Bob Dylan is a DJ for XM Satellite Radio. Apparently, he does a weekly theme show, and so far he's tipped his cap to mothers and baseball. (Not that far of a stretch on the latter, if you remember that a couple summers ago Dylan toured with Willie Nelson, and the venue for each performance was a minor-league ballpark.) Anyway, he incorporated "Mama Said Knock You Out" into his Mother's Day show, and spun this joke into his baseball segment: "If diamonds are a girl's best friend, why do so many girls get mad when you want to go to the ballpark? You tell me."